This is how you make money!

Right enough of noobs jumping in with a first post of “How do I make money” Maybe we need a new noob section where they have to read the tried n tested methods, anyhoo enough of that.

This is how you make money

Got your attention? Good! Sorry to be an arse but you new guys would be surprised how often we get asked.

Wake up early in the morning and head off to the newsagents, purchase all the daily national newspapers (and a subscription to a scientific magazine).

Go make yourself a coffee and sit down reading all the papers. Look for new products on the market, when you see one see if they have an affiliate program, sign up to it, build yourself a small landing page and link into the product.

Get a PPC campaign up and running immediately using only the product name as the keyword and throw some money at it, at this stage the competition will be tiny, if not, non-existent.

Go out and enjoy the sun. Your job is done.

If you have experience, use all the darkhat SEO you know to get you onto the SERPS results as fast as possible.

Case study:

Two weeks ago I saw this clipping in the most read daily newspaper in England (The Sun)

Willy big difference A gadget that claims to lengthen a man’s willy by a third has been backed by medics. The extender – called Andro-Penis – uses a plastic ring, two rods and a silicon band. Sixteen men with an average age of 47 wore the device for upto six hours a day for six months. Most of them had their private parts boosted by 32% Now more trials will take place in Turin, Italy. Study Leader Dr Paolo Gontero said: “The extender device produces an effective and durable lengthening of the penis, both in the flaccid and stretched state.

The perfect marketing product, there is bound to be a huge demand for it, plus it has the added benefit of the embarrassment factor, men don’t want to buy something like this at their local store, online is discreet and that’s a major factor.

A quick search on Google showed the producers to be Andromedical, and hey look! They have an affiliate program

http://www.andromedical.com/webmasters

Before 8AM I had a landing page up and running (had to put in a call to the company to accept me onto the program quick) and my first sale came in at 09:15 for £150 ($217). 45% commission on this into my account.

Sales tailed off around 11AM before picking up again at around 6PM, it was constant for the next 4 hours and I netted around £1800 on day 1. By day two I had some competition on Adwords and the clicks were costing a little more, still netted over £1000. The sales tailed off as the competition became a bit more intense and I dropped the campaign after a week.

The earlier you get in on the hot buzz, the more you make. Use this information well as it’s absolutely golden.