Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Craigslist Tips And Tricks


Now, being that i am a SF Nazi Liberal I think everything should be open and free. Although, my liberal mindset means that everything should be open and free as long as it does not affect me.
In war, there is something called intelligence. This is gathered to combat the enemy and offset any of their next moves. The purpose, well to win the war of course. Over the last few months you little a holes have provided enough data to set forth a host of new changes that are going to leave you sitting at your computers with autoresponders set up with nothing to respond to and a hefty bill to CLAD that is about the same amount as my Volvo insurance.
So, here is a [METHOD] you might like to try. I expect some reps too. I call it the Stupid Spammer Method. Here goes.
1. Go to google and type in “OMG Is Clad down? Someone please save me” Without the quotes of course. You will find a million posts in the search results from AdSense tricks referencing things like “If craigslist uses geo targeting i do not know what I will do” and “how much for a pva, will those be geo targeted too”. Using your Mac computer, oh, haha, sorry, Only we are using macs. ok, open up your old PC and that browser thing they got in there and go to file->print.
2. Put on your best craigshat. Go to your programming team and say “Hey, I think I have a few ideas on how to prevent spamming”. and then hand them the tutorials provided by the OPEN FORUMS.
3. Wait 2 weeks
4. BLAMMMM!! All done. Now spammers sit at their computers broke again.
There is a saying they used in WW2 “Lose lips sink ships”. So while your ship sinks just keep talking.